Thursday, April 23, 2009

caution...profanity below

My husband seemed to think it really odd when last night I sent him an email with just a wee bit of profanity in it. I mean, all it said was "here's your fucking receipts." He asked me to do something for him, I did it and voila...there were his fucking receipts. Doesn't seem strange to me at all. I talk to everybody like that. Like, when I'm buying beer at the grocery store and they ask for my ID I hand it to them and I usually say something like, "here's my motherfucking ID." I don't get it.

On the other hand, perhaps he was just dumbfounded by my use of an incorrect contraction: "here's." But y'all, I was just trying to keep it real.

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